Whilst posting the two latest match reports, I notice that they say “buy Kiddybee” (my alter ego) at the top. I wish to make it clear that it is Mr Chairman who concocts these reports, not I. There was a time when I did and believe it or not, that played a part in getting me the job I’m presently in. So thanks to Mr Chairman who has been doing a sterling job for the past several seasons (how long is it Mr C?). He always provides impeccable copy, apostrophes and all (and some in the right places) unlike the time Spratters did the job and sent his copy in nothing but cap letters.