Acton Scott v Bedouins – Sunday 5th August 2026

Austin writes:

The Bedouins arrived at Acton Scott discussing the important topics of the day: which route everyone had taken to get there and the rather rustic facilities, which consisted of getting changed by your car and a surprisingly fresh-smelling Portaloo.

Any concerns were soon forgotten, however, thanks to the stunning views across Shropshire and into Wales, including the magnificent Long Mynd, and the warm welcome from our hosts.

The Bedouins were put into bat and suffered an early setback when Neil Smith retired hurt on 1 after edging a ball into his chin, leaving a fair bit of claret on his whites. The resulting wound was later described as a “hero scar”. After patching himself up and licking his wounds, Neil bravely returned to the crease, only to fall victim to a somewhat controversial LBW decision.

Ron accumulated runs in his usual fashion before retiring on 40. Chris got to 35 before a flurry of wickets followed, with both Austin and Martyn successfully negotiating hat-trick balls. Austin finished unbeaten on 36 and was heard offering Martyn some batting wisdom after several close LBW shouts before his arrival: “Use the bat, and if you can’t see the ball, watch the sightscreen.”

Jon Howells then unveiled his bat for what appeared to be the first time this season, helping the Bedouins finish on 153 for 8 from their 30 overs.

After the innings, the players were invited to afternoon tea in the village hall. While the surroundings had more than a hint of Dad’s Army about them, the spread laid out on a long table and shared with the opposition was absolutely first class.

Following a short stroll back to the ground, the Bedouins took to the field. New recruit Tony Brooks made an immediate impact, claiming 3 for 17, while Paul Moran chipped in with 1 for 15.

Acton Scott’s best batter then took a liking to Austin’s bowling, sending Ron on several expeditions down the bank in search of the ball and Scot into the bushes. Useful spells from Martyn (2 for 8), including a particularly lively first-ball bouncer that struck the batter’s helmet, and Mike (1 for 26) helped keep the hosts in check.

The Bedouins eventually secured victory and rounded off a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon in the best tradition of village cricket: pulling up a chair, sharing a chilled beer or two with the opposition, and admiring the spectacular views.